His first impression wasn't your newly glued-on lashes or your too-expensive perfume.  Nor was it the glittering temporary Shamrock tattoos dancing across your cheekbones that you applied to be festive for the St. Patrick's Day parade.  No, the first thing he noticed about you was your John-Deere Green wild rag.  His pickup line, something about a 7920, may have been a little rusty, but the future conversation is all that matters.